I thought this was funny. "Invite Google Calendar to chat"
It's nice to see that Gmail wants Google Calendar (not Gcalendar?) to be her friend. And for some reason I feel like Gmail is a girl (Google Calendar has no gender affect on me).
I wonder what would happen if I invited Calendar to a chat?
me: Hey Calendar, how are things?
Calendar: You have a dentist appointment 1 day ago.
me: Ignore.
Calendar: That's it then. You're all caught up.
me: Seriously?
Calendar: Sorry. There's nothing happening right now. Have you checked out Google reader for news?
me: Yah, but I wanted to talk to you. I miss you. You're like the friend I never had.
Calendar: I've got nothing for you.
me: Not even an early reminder for a Friday meeting?
me: Calendar?
Calendar: ;) Sorry, I was talking to Labs. Did you know it's in Gmail now?
me: Yah, superstar, snake games, muzzle... I heard. Are you getting any Lab features?
me: Calendar?
me: CALENDAR!
Calendar: Hey, twitter is back up. Did you see WWDC? Jobs killed! Sweet man.
me: But what about me? Don't you want to talk to me?
me: Calendar!
Calendar: I know, Froogle was a crazy idea, just like checkout.
Calendar: Oops, sorry, that wasn't for you. brb, talking to YouTube for second.
me: Wait! Come on!
me: Fine, I'll schedule an appointment with myself.
me: Calendar? Can I schedule an appointment please?
Calendar has set their status to busy. You might be interrupting
me: I know you're not busy.
me: Stop ignoring me.
Calendar: Ha ha, Cali Lewis is so funny. And Mahalo! Man, I should have thought of that. Who cares, I'll just buy them. You should check out their latest posts.
me: Calendar! Me, focus on me!
Calendar: What? Oh, right.
Calendar: Listen, I told you. I've got nothing for you.
me: Really?
me: Am I that boring?
me: Come on?
me: Is there nothing else? At least tell me about the upcoming holidays. Something. Public Calendars somewhere? Feed me Calendar!
me: Calendar?
me: Calendar!
Calendar has left the chat
me: dammit.
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