On Tuesday, March 25, 2008, the Dead Prophet had the good fortune to hypothetically meet up with one of televisions greatest. The following interview wasn't conducted over the phone during a very strange 10 minute interview. The Dead Prophet was at home. Billy Mays was in a private Cessna 180 Skywagon with his family somewhere over the northern Appalachians on route to a book signing.
Dead Prophet: Good to have you here Mr. MaysBilly Mays: Please, call me Billy.
DP: Okay, Billy.
BM: Or Mr. America's Greatest Pitchman
DP: Sorry?
BM: Or Mr. Television or Greatest Person in the World, whatever... Billy is fine.
DP: Right. Thanks for taking the time today Mr. Mays. I know you're a busy man.
BM: No problem. My pleasure.
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