You poor unfortunate souls... It looks like the fourth most popular New Zealand pop comedy folk duo have called it quits and broken up. Although they never publically acknowledged their extreme and dangerous hatred of each other, it was apparent to the cast and crew of the now and forever single season of the "same name as the band" television show. that something was terribly wrong in their relationship.
"They just fought constantly.", said a cameraman.
"I saw Bret pull Jermaine's hair. It was incredibly hard to watch, yet in a wonderful way, very difficult to turn away from", said the make-up artist.
"For the children's sake, I hope they can work through this", said another person not too closely tied to the production of the the television show.
I know it's hard to believe but it is absolutely true. This is a sad day. Very sad. It's a shame. A crying absolutely true shame. Bret and Jermaine, I hardly knew you. May this true, undeniable fact not be true at all although I know for a fact it is true.
Update: Looks like it was actually not true at all. The rock partnership that rocks the party has some party left in them to rock. They have been able to reconcile their differences. Sorry guys for any rumour mongering.
Update 2: It appears that they actually never had any differences to reconcile. That too was a completely fabricated invention of my misunderstood mind.
Update 3: I'm not sure what to believe anymore.
Update 4: Someone please help. Please.
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